I Am Establishing A Position On The Internet

now, some might say the key to nicknaming pokemon is not to be too on the nose

but those people don’t have a hydreigon named hail hydra so what do they know

hey, person who once messaged me about having a spare dialga and whose identity i have since forgotten—is it still available?

captoring:

i must watch this

sex is hella hard yo

i mean, they manage, the point is that they manage anyway

but i have never been in a position to manage it and as such i cannot get over the hurdle of mortal embarrassment

i managed 1800 words of stalling for the first section, maybe i can do that again

one of the reasons i am being so slow about finishing what would have been the second and third sections of “fall down six times, get up seven" is that hoo boy am i bad at talking about sex

which, is you know, something of a problem when you are writing a fic in which the characters talk about having sex

in fact it is literally all about the characters talking about sex before/while they have it??? and that is like maximum awkward for me so why the fuck did i even come up with this story

there is the slight benefit of the characters in question also being hella awkward at it but that isn’t enough to overcome the fact that i cannot look at the screen while i am typing these fucking things

motherthree:

~Chee’s giveaway 2.5 (not 3 because 2.5 sounds better)~

the last giveaway was only for 3 pokemon which is lame so i went all out and got these babies from trading

none of them can be nicknamed as they are from trades, so they all have their default names. you can click the pictures for their natures and genders and stuff like that.

  • there’ll be one pokemon per winner so that theres a better chance of winning cause winning is good
  • you can like or reblog this and i dont mind if you follow me but don’t spam reblog dont do it man
  • i’ll end this in three days on thursday at around 6 p.m. central
  • 3 DAYS
  • if you have any questions about any of the pokemon send me a message or something
  • i’ll be using a random number generator to pick the winners (some people didn’t know so i added this)
victoriouscabaret:

darkangel134:

insanityxdevistation:

starkfamilyarcher:

theofficialariel:

nobodylovesringostarr:

completelyfrozen:

kristoffman:

iwasbornwithglitterinmy-veins:

imagine-ever-after:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad. 

May Ferro Rocher

March Beef…
Well, it’s a male prostitute so…

July Blueberry Greek Yogurt 
Hot

July SalmonI wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice

September Dick

September Raspberry Blowpop.

January Ramen.
O H .

December pork chop………..what

January Doritos comin atcha.

january cheese
i, uh
i don’t think that’s gonna bring in a lot of customers

victoriouscabaret:

darkangel134:

insanityxdevistation:

starkfamilyarcher:

theofficialariel:

nobodylovesringostarr:

completelyfrozen:

kristoffman:

iwasbornwithglitterinmy-veins:

imagine-ever-after:

troyesivan:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

june matzoh ball soup

February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad. 

May Ferro Rocher

March Beef…

Well, it’s a male prostitute so…

July Blueberry Greek Yogurt 

Hot

July Salmon
I wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice

September Dick

September Raspberry Blowpop.

January Ramen.

O H .

December pork chop…
……..
what

January Doritos comin atcha.

january cheese

i, uh

i don’t think that’s gonna bring in a lot of customers

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