I Am Establishing A Position On The Internet

babtest:

Since it’ll apparently take 50+ years before we get Apollo Justice 2, or any conclusion to dangling plot-threads, I’m going to leave my kids nothing but a Ouija board to pass down in the family, and the promise of great treasure to whoever can answer my spirit’s question.

I don’t care if my great-great-great grandkids have to play ‘Ace Attorney Now In Space’, I want to know what the fuck was up with Kristoph’s psychelocks.

juls-art:

This series man, oh man.

bless it.

coincidentally have they continued the slamflam show?

we’re through episode three, and my dad calls it a “silly little show”

i told them about the mood shift before we started watching it

i am wondering if he remembers this

(actually we might not get back to it for a while—my dad gets really picky while he’s deep in writing, so the zaniness of kill la kill and samflam are a bit much for him now)

(so we watched the world god only knows instead)

(i don’t even fucking know, man)

my mom just came over and said she’d just looked it up and there are actually dating sims for girls mOTHER OF FUCK

"didn’t you say they were mostly for guys?"

my fucking life

so we have an xbox one (we didn’t buy it, we know a guy at microsoft and he sends us christmas presents) and amazon prime, which means we have access to the on-demand video library of amazon

which includes a fair amount of anime

and my dad was curious so we were browsing through the options and i was telling him which ones he wouldn’t like but he came across a title he thought sounded interesting and he asked me what it was about

and i told him he really wasn’t the target audience, he wouldn’t get it, it’d go over his head

and he got kind of offended by that and insisted he could figure these things out

and that’s how i ended up watching the first episode of the world god only knows with my parents

i am pretty sure that combination of words has never before been written or uttered by humanity

and they liked it

i mean, they weren’t wild about it, it’s far from natsume’s book of friends, but my dad said it was educational and interesting and he really liked the music in the opening

my parents, man

adolinkholin:

the year is 2076. Gyakuten Saiban 35 has just been announced for localization. This one will take place on the moon Titan, similar to how AAI12 took place on Mars. There have been a total of 9 new protagonists introduced, each with their own set of minor characters, etc. PW vs PL has just been announced for localization in North America.

we still don’t know what was behind Kristoph Gavin’s black psyche-locks

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

Capcom of America: ok we've got it. nine-tails vale and tenma town were founded by immigrants. your move, japan.
Capcom of Japan: oh those motherfuckers. someone get me shu takumi on the phone, he'll know the best way to fuck them over

fakedick:

"Do you think if we set one of our games during the Meiji Period that the American localization team will stop making the games take place in California?"

"Probably not"

sebastiandebeste:

wheres the ace attorney game where phoenix time travels everywhere to defend his ancestors for heinous crimes they did not commit. phoenix defends ryuunosuke naruhodou for murdering the son of the emperor. he also defends sir phoenix the brave on charges of stealing the king’s horse. protects lieutenant commander wright against charges of conspiracy espionage of selling firearms to the edgeworth platoonTHIS POST STARTED OFF AS A JOKE BUT IT SOUNDS KIND OF COOL NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT & NOW IM REALLY PISSED OFF